Another Day in Online Paradise...

When you put yourself out there to the dating world you are opening yourself up to criticism, judgement and lots of people who may not like you.  But its a two way street so you need to learn how not to take any of it personally.


When putting your profile onto an online dating site you are now allowing thousands of people to silently (for the most part) judge you and reject you.  Sometimes you come across these mental midgets that leave you scratching your head wondering what the fuck his mother must have ingested while she was pregnant to have him turn out the way he did....


Please enjoy the following message chain between me and this dumbass....also note that I have never met him, never spoke to him, never looked at his profile before in my life....and yet...after looking at my profile he felt compelled to send me a message instead of just moving on to the next girl he may actually like...what the shit fuck is wrong with this guy!  Well at least he provided my coworkers and I....and now you...with some afternoon entertainment.

·         whoa

·         Dumbass

Ahahahaah. Ur fat

97% Enemy0% Friend0% Match

**PLEASE NOTE THIS GENUIS IS 97% MY ENEMY**

·         ME

Sep. 1, 2010 – 2:09pm

and your an ass...thanks for playing.

·         Dumbass

Sep. 1, 2010 – 2:12pm

Yikes staten island. And you are greek? Someone is hairy

·         ME

Sep. 1, 2010 – 2:15pm

oh wow, so you know how to stereotype, good for you. dont you have anything better to do?

·         Dumbass

Sep. 1, 2010 – 2:16pm

Yes I do. And it is so much fun. You just seem arrogant.

·         ME

Sep. 1, 2010 – 2:22pm

so then why are you messaging me?

·         Dumbass

Sep. 1, 2010 – 2:25pm

Knocking u down a peg ahahah.

**Knock me down a peg from where exactly?  This seems like something hard to do to someone you have NEVER met before and at this point never will...so what is your motive?  Do you think your doing society some great service by calling me names?  Sorry, didn't realize this was dateafirstgrader.com**

·         ME

Sep. 1, 2010 – 2:27pm

your delusional to think you'd have that kind of effect on me. bye.

·         Dumbass

Sep. 1, 2010 – 2:35pm

You are delusional to think you are fit or thin. You are a size 8.

**NOTE—no where in my profile does it say I am thin (It says fit and at a size 4 I think thats fair).  And being that all the pictures are of my face I’d love to know how he could possibly make that call...not that I really care because there is nothing wrong with a size 8**

·         ME

Sep. 1, 2010 – 2:38pm

are you mistaking me for someone else you might know?

·         Dumbass

Sep. 1, 2010 – 2:47pm

No. I don't know any fat greek girls who work in construction

·         ME

Sep. 1, 2010 – 2:55pm

well then your just mistaking me for someone who gives a shit.

·         Dumbass

Sep. 1, 2010 – 3:14pm

Ok fatty

·         ME

Just now!

another excellent email. listen your feeble attempts to try and get under my skin are laughable at best...run along little boy, I'm bored with you.

And thats when I blocked Prince Charming because frankly I had enough of his stupidity.  Stay tuned for an update on my date with Husky!!!